I was appalled at your article touting Cornelia Goth’s new-found love of alchemy. Don’t you people realize Cornelia and her sister are witches?
We all know that ghosts freely roam about their mansions.
I even hear the Goths have an enchanted skeleton maid.
Clearly, the Goths and Crumplebottoms are in cahoots with the Grim Reaper himself! I think this newspaper had better learn to present the full story to its readership.
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Our reporter found no evidence of paranormal activity while interviewing Mrs. Goth. The article stands as written.
Sunset Valley Press
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Perhaps Mrs. Bunch feels threatened that more natural medicines will cost her her job at Landgraab Industries.